- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

you just contradicted yourself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Muslim athletes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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