What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Bad grammers.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Banana Hamock.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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knock knock come in

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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