What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Gabe Mercado

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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