Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What does water smell like? water.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Anthony sucks

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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AIDS

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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