What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Muslim athletes.

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Mormons having fun.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for them. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed next to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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