Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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I Have a Black Friend

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Anti Joke

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