Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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