What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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