- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

HEY YOU!!!!

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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