Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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