Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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religion

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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