A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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An asian walks out of math class

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Anti Joke

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