What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Jake Bowar

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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