- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bees knees

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

world peace

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

who is awesome? no one...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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