What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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AIDS

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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69

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Pain Olympics.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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these are shit

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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