"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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