What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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hear hear

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Women's Sports

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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This is not a good joke.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Anti Joke

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