Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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