Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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