- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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