If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Netflix and chill

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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