Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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