A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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A joke

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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