1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Women's sports.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Anti Joke

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