How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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