What did the president do for the people? ...

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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7+5=12

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Gorden Brown.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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