Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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