Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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hi im paul!

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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