what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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