Dead babies.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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