- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Punching a baby

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

why did matt die? He had cancer

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

what do you call a cow? A cow

19th amendment

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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