- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

poop.

I died shortly after writing this.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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