su algato es en fuego

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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