- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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