How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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why are balck people black because they are

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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anti jokes are really funny

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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The game!

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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