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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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1 + 1 = 3

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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i found waldo.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Anti Joke

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