Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Woman.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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