Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Woman.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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