- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Penis.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What is life? Paul.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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