A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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