weston cage

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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j.p. is dumb

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Charlie Sheen

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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woman's rights

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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