- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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