- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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