Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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David Silberberg is gay

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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