Ebola

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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feminism

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Bad grammers.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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