Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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johann grayson being liked

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Haha pizza

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Joey mayer's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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