your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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