Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Kim Kardashian.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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