How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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womens rights

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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