What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Jellybeans

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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