Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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