Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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German sausage is the wurst

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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