troll----> hahaha---->

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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