Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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