In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

My wife has terminal cancer.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

19th amendment

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

BenWuzHear

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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