Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Please Rape William Wright

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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