Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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try slamming a revolving door

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Chayton

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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