What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

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