Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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