Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Anti-joke.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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