Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Bumsniffer

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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