A whole 'nother.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Canida

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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