What do you call a blue chair A black person

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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I can Nazi

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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I had sex with my mother in law

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Anti Joke

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