This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Donald Trump.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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