Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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ps3

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Is this a chair?

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Xzibit

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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