what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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