What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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