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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Gingers.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

Windows Vista

Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

autistic kids rock

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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