Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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American Idol

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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