Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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