Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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