Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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gingers

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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