your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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kill yourself

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I'm Coming

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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The Game.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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