What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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So I was walking down the road today

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Your face

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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www.xnxx.com

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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