what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Hi my name is Bob

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Hello world

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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