- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Things that have changed since I was a kid. Turtles: My time, awesome. Today: Shredder is a human which is not a human but actually a Krang, but his daughter which is not his daughter because he is a freaking krang, has a sex thing for Leonardo which is a turtle (the blue one, whatever his name is). Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: My time? Well it was awesome back then, fine I admit it, I might have been a bit biased but still, I enjoyed the hell out of it, there where five rangers and yeah that Asian bitch that gave me a boner as a kid made a green one which she giftwrapped to the rest of the team, then some white ranger showed up... But I never watched anything with the white guy, I had lots interest years ago by then (Still play that fighting game for the Snes and thats why I know there is a fucking white ranger... And deathbattle okay) Today: Power Rangers Neon, Power Rangers Tetris, Power Rangers Ultra Power, Power Rangers Sexfighters, Power Rangers Nazi, Power Rangers Texas Rangers, Power Rangers Color, Power Rangers Multiforce Orbital Neo Neon.... And thats just like 03 percent of the variants right? Moral: As a kid we always had a lol when the Asian chick turned into Yellow ranger and did a split kick, which kinda revealed she had a massive dick between her legs... Later we understood that she was a he and that the Ranger Segments are recorded in Japan... Probably by a Hermafrodite... Nah, a guy fine. Oh, and we always lolled at how "gay" the original blue ranger acted he was supposed to be Nerd but I was like eight and was like "lol he just seems gay"... Just for it to turn out that he quit the series because supposedly the rest of the actors mocked him for being gay, Wow thats... Weird.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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