Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Asians

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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