What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What abou three times

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Anti jokes.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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