Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

thumb_up thumb_down +1

i eat poop and i dont care what you think 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111tu9jhrengbae9u-8w0bfduirjwpjawqdtrse75adrc6tvfgyuhijkoplkij9uhn8yb7gtv6rc5ex45cr6fvt7gby8nhu9jmi0ok,m0inub8ytvcrexzwxecdrf6tvg7by8nu9im,opolpmiun8bytvrc534xwz24frv56tb7ny8u9m8,o0m9.by78tvr56ccv6tby7n8/0munby78t6vr5c 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111tu9jhrengbae9u-8w0bfduirjwpjawqdtrse75adrc6tvfgyuhijkoplkij9uhn8yb7gtv6rc5ex45cr6fvt7gby8nhu9jmi0ok,m0inub8ytvcrexzwxecdrf6tvg7by8nu9im,opolpmiun8bytvrc534xwz24frv56tb7ny8u9m8,o0m9.by78tvr56ccv6tby7n8/0munby78t6vr5c 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111tu9jhrengbae9u-8w0bfduirjwpjawqdtrse75adrc6tvfgyuhijkoplkij9uhn8yb7gtv6rc5ex45cr6fvt7gby8nhu9jmi0ok,m0inub8ytvcrexzwxecdrf6tvg7by8nu9im,opolpmiun8bytvrc534xwz24frv56tb7ny8u9m8,o0m9.by78tvr56ccv6tby7n8/0munby78t6vr5c 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111tu9jhrengbae9u-8w0bfduirjwpjawqdtrse75adrc6tvfgyuhijkoplkij9uhn8yb7gtv6rc5ex45cr6fvt7gby8nhu9jmi0ok,m0inub8ytvcrexzwxecdrf6tvg7by8nu9im,opolpmiun8bytvrc534xwz24frv56tb7ny8u9m8,o0m9.by78tvr56ccv6tby7n8/0munby78t6vr5c 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111tu9jhrengbae9u-8w0bfduirjwpjawqdtrse75adrc6tvfgyuhijkoplkij9uhn8yb7gtv6rc5ex45cr6fvt7gby8nhu9jmi0ok,m0inub8ytvcrexzwxecdrf6tvg7by8nu9im,opolpmiun8bytvrc534xwz24frv56tb7ny8u9m8,o0m9.by78tvr56ccv6tby7n8/0munby78t6vr5c 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111tu9jhrengbae9u-8w0bfduirjwpjawqdtrse75adrc6tvfgyuhijkoplkij9uhn8yb7gtv6rc5ex45cr6fvt7gby8nhu9jmi0ok,m0inub8ytvcrexzwxecdrf6tvg7by8nu9im,opolpmiun8bytvrc534xwz24frv56tb7ny8u9m8,o0m9.by78tvr56ccv6tby7n8/0munby78t6vr5c 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111tu9jhrengbae9u-8w0bfduirjwpjawqdtrse75adrc6tvfgyuhijkoplkij9uhn8yb7gtv6rc5ex45cr6fvt7gby8nhu9jmi0ok,m0inub8ytvcrexzwxecdrf6tvg7by8nu9im,opolpmiun8bytvrc534xwz24frv56tb7ny8u9m8,o0m9.by78tvr56ccv6tby7n8/0munby78t6vr5c

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What is green and is not grass A frogg

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

thumb_up thumb_down -58

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

thumb_up thumb_down +2

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A muslim walks into a gun shop

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

thumb_up thumb_down -6

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops