Knock knock

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I had sex with my mother in law

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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YOLO

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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