What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Well, this is fun.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Bitch

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Anti Joke

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