Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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dallen loves penis

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Fags are gay.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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