If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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