How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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noodles

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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