Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Runescape.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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