What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Tim likes girls

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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