Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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maddie latino

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Your adopted.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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hi

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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