Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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What would u like to drink?

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Anti Joke

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