Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Womens basketball

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Miami Heat.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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João Duarte reads this.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Thumbs this down

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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